Lovely old piss lady

I was despairing of ever finding an old lady with a deeply perverted water sports fetish like myself. That was until I introduced myself to my new neighbour who was an elderly lady of must have been at least 70 who, at first glance, was very prim a proper. Sally said she was new to the area and asked me if I could show her points of interest. Over the week, we got to know each other quite well and one thing I really noticed was that she hardly ever went for a pee. Whereas most old ladies could pee every half hour, Sally could hold out for hours. That was until we were taking a stroll in a secluded part of the local wood. ‘Oh Keith, I don’t know how to say this, but I am bursting and need to pee, would you be a dear and keep an eye open for any passers-by whilst I go’. She didn’t even bother to go behind a tree but brazenly lifted up her skirt in front of me, pulled her fat hairy fat cunt lips apart, and literally pissed herself. Of course...